April Fools??

What a sad day for April Fools. Yesterday was a sad day for comedy. Mitch Hedburg died. He was an incredible comedian, made us all laugh. I remember the first time that I saw him on Comedy Central - I laughed so hard I had snot shoot out of my nose. (I had a runny nose at the time).

Happier news: Weezer's new video; April is here; MSU playing in the final 4; Parent's will be coming home, it actually got above 55 here in Michigan.

Have a great day.

Some quotes to remember Mitch by:An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mitch?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shit, I had to be somewhere..."